dear colts dos (amended)

Yeah, Dear Colts. Because that's how my "Ponify"-'d internet makes every other "Dear Boys" post look, and hey, why not? 

Sometimes I really think I should be more concerned about the things that I do that are generally socially unacceptable. But then I decide to embrace them because they're hilarious. 

Seriously, it changes America to Amareica. And guys/men to stallions. And women to mares and girls to fillies, etc., so there are phrases like "I love you stallions" all over my interwebs, which are especially hilarious when I forget I even have Ponify :)

Anyway, to the point!

Dear Curly,

Well. That was unexpected...

Love,

Ooo

Dear Teddy Bear,

Ahhhhh I know my roommate is hot but can't I just flirt with you for five seconds first?

Sincerely,

Standing

Dear BLT,

I don't understand you.

But I kinda wanna hold your hand.

Conflicted,

CC

Dear Money,

I miss you. A lot.

Like... More than I thought I would.

Love,

Kira

Dear Guitar,

I have dreams about you all the time.

It's weird, but the weirdest thing about it is how not-weird it feels.

Love,

6 years

Dear Fresh,

Mmmmhey.

How you doin'?

;)

I mean...

Later,

Me

Dear Frodo,

You're super great.

You chew gum weirder than anyone I've ever known.

Thanks for being my friend, because you're amazing at it.

You have great taste in music, but you know that.

I really just wanted to know if you read these. ;)

Love,

FIM

Now go check out Elise's blog!

UPDATE:

This one just happened. So.

Dear CPA,

That smile.

I could do with a date right about now. ;)

Sincerely,

Distracted